Seven o' clock in the morning
And the rays from the sun wakes me
I'm stretchin' and yawnin'
In a bed that don't belong to me
And a voice yells,Good morning,darlin,from the bathroom
Then she comes out and kisses me
And to my surprise,she ain't you
Now I've got this dumb look on my face Like what have I done
How could I have been so stupid to be have laid here til the morning sun
Must have lost the track of time
Oh, what was on my mind
From the club went to her home
Didn't plan to stay that long
Here I am,quickly trying to put on my clothes
Searchin' for my car keys tryin to get on up out the door
Then she stretched her hands in front of it
Said,You can't go this way
Looked at her like she was crazy
Said,Woman move out my way
Said,I got a wife at home
She said,Please don't go out there
Lady,I've got to get home
She said her husband was comin' up the stairs
Shh,shh,quiet
HUrry up and get in the closet
She said,Don't you make a sound
Or some shit is goin' down
I said, Yea why don't I just go out the window?
Yes except for one thing we one the 5th flo'
Shit think,shit think,shit quick put me in the closet
And now I'm in this darkest closet tryin' to figure out
Just how Im'a get my crazy ass up out this house
Then he walks in and yells,I'm home
She says,Honey I'm in the room
He walks in there with a smile on his face sayin'
Honey,I've been missin' you
She hops all over him
And saysI've cooked and ran your bath water
I'm tellin you now this girl's so good that she deserves an Oscar
Throws her in the bed
And starts to pullin her clothes off
I'm in the closet like man, what the fuck is goin on?
You're not gonna believe it
But things get deeper as the story goes on
Next thing you know a call comes through on my cell phone
I tried my best to put it on vibrate
But from the way he acted I could tell it was too late
He hopped up and said,There's a mystery going onand I'm gonna solve it
And I'm like,God please don't let this man open this closet
He walks into the bathroom
And looks behind the door
She says,Baby come back to bed
He says,Bitch say no more
He pulls back the shower curtain
While she's bittin' her nails
Then he walks back to the room
Right now I'm sweatin' like hell
Checks under the bed
Then opens the dresser
He looks at the closet
I pull out my Baretta
He walks up to the closet
Gets closer to the closet
Now he's at the closet
Now he's opening the closet closet closet closet
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