Hi!
My name is (what?)
My name is (who?)
My name is (chika-chika) Slim Shady
Hi!
My name is (ha?)
My name is (what?)
My name is (chika-chika) Slim Shady
[Clears throat] Excuse me?
Can I have the attention of the class, for one second?
Hi kids, do you like violence? (yeah, yeah, yeah!)
Wanna see me stick nine-inch nails through each one of
my eyelids? (uh-huh!)
Wanna copy me and do exactly like I did? (yeah, yeah!)
Try 'cid and get fucked up worse than my life is? (huh?)
My brain's dead weight.
I'm tryin'a get my head straight, but I can't figure out
which Spice Girl I wanna impregnate.
And Dr. Dre said &Slim Shady, you a base-head.& (uh-uh!)
&Then why's your face red? Man, you wasted.&
Well since age twelve I felt like I'm someone else
Cuz I hung my original self from the top bunk with a belt.
Got pissed off and ripped Pamela Lee's tits off
And smacked her so hard I knocked her clothes
backwards like Kris Kross.
I smoke a fat pound of grass and fall on my ass
Faster than a fat bitch who sat down too fast.
Come here slut
(&Shady, wait a minute, that's my girl dawg.&)
I don't give a fuck, God sent me to piss the world off.
Chorus x2
My english teacher wanted to have sex in junior high.
The only problem was, my english teacher was a guy.
so i slapped him in the face with an eraser
Chased him with a stapler.
And stapled his nuts to a stack of paper (&Oww!&).
Walked in the strip club
Had my jacket zipped up.
Flashed the bartender
And stuck my dick in her tip cup.
Extra-terrestrials killin pedestrians
rapin' lesbians while they screamin Let's just be friends!!!
Ninety-nine percent of my life I was lied to.
I just found out my mom does more dope than I do.
I told her I'd grow up to be a famous rapper.
Make a record about doin' drugs, and name it after her
(&Oh, thank you!&).
You know you blew up when the women rush the stands
And try to touch your hands like some screamin Usher
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