Well, Ali Baba had them fourty thieves
Schertzad-ie had a thousand tales
But master you in luck 'cause up your sleeves
You got a brand of magic never fails
You got some power in your corner now
Some heavy amunition in your camp
you got some punch, pizzaz, yahoo and now
See all you gotta do is rub that lamp
And I'll say:
Mr. Aladdin, Sir, what will your pleasure be?
Let me take your order, jot it down
You ain't never had a friend like me
no no no!
Life is your resteraunt and
I'm your Matre'de!
You wanna whisper what it is you want?
You ain't never had a friend like me
yes sir!
We pride ourselves in service
You're the boss, the king, the sha!
Say what you wish,it's yours, true dish!
How bout a little more Bach-leva!
Try some of column A
Try all of column B!
I'm in the mood to help you dude,
You ain't never had a friend like me!
Can your friends do this?
Can your friends do that?
Can your friends pull this
Out their little hat?
Can your friends go woah!
(Well, lookie here!)
Can your friends go abra-cadabra, let a rip!
And then make a sucker disappear?!
So don't just sit there slack jawed, buggy-eyed!
I'm here to answer all your midday prayers!
You got me bonafide, certified,
you got a genie for your charge'd'fairs!
I got a powerful urge to help ya out
So what you wish, I really wanna know!
You got a list that's three miles long, no doubt, well all you gotta do is rub like so
And Oh!
Mr. Aladdin sir
have a wish or two or three!
I'm on the job, you big nabob!
You ain't never had a friend, never had a friend
You ain't never had a friend, never had a friend,
You ain't never-had a-FRIEND LIKE ME!!!
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